ha im a piece of trash
As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?
you smooth fucker
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My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow
I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.
“We became lovers forever, eternally. Big words, I know, but I truly felt that no matter what happened we would always be in love.” —Ava Gardner
Had I been born in the correct decade, I totally would’ve shipped Ava and Frank.